Lou Zarr
A human teacher at Monster High
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Quick Facts
Full Name
Lou Zarr
Monster Type
Human
Role
Teacher
First Appearance
unknown
Locations
Monster High
Overview
Lou Zarr is a human teacher at Monster High who teaches Dragonometry and occasionally substitutes for Trigular Calcometry.
Lou Zarr is a 2010-introduced and fiction-only character. He is a human and a teacher at Monster High. His main class is Dragonometry, but he also hosts Trigular Calcometry instead of Headless Headmistress Bloodgood at times. Zarr is the only human teacher at Monster High with no ties to the monster world other than his job and it shows in the way he treats the students. He expects uniformity and respect, even though the former is impossible in an all-monster school and the latter difficult if the former is enforced. Zarr is not quick to learn from his mistakes.
Portrayers
Lou Zarr is voiced by Troy Baker in English.
He is voiced by Troy Baker in English.
Character
Lou Zarr is a stiff, humorless teacher whose boring lessons and demanding attitude lead to mockery from students.
Lou Zarr is a stiff and humorless man who occasionally teaches Trigular Calcometry at Monster High. He demands respect from his students, but his uncompromising attitude and name, which sounds like "loser", only bring about mockery. His education methods aren't much better: Lou Zarr's lessons are so boring that his way of teaching even puts himself to sleep.
It may be he is not very fond of monsters or teenagers, as he has referred to his students as "little freaks".
He has light skin, large ears, a large nose that points downwards and is bald with only three hairs on his head. He wears a light pink suit with pens in the breast pocket, a white button-up shirt, large brown glasses and a blue and bronze striped tie.
Relationships
No family or friends are mentioned for Lou Zarr.
Lou Zarr has no known family or friends explicitly mentioned. He interacts professionally with students such as Deuce Gorgon, Frankie Stein, and Ghoulia Yelps as their teacher.
Notes & Trivia
Lou Zarr appears in a Monster High website game.
- Lou Zarr appears in the Monster High website game Creepateria Food Fright.
Media Appearances
Lou Zarr appears in webisodes, TV specials, and website games.
In a webisode, Lou Zarr takes over Trigular Calcometry 101 from Headless Headmistress Bloodgood. His demeaning attitude towards the students and intent to do the whole book don't earn him any friends. When Deuce Gorgon enters the classroom late, Lou Zarr insists that he take off his sunglasses. Deuce complies and thus petrifies Zarr. While the other students dismiss themselves, Deuce stays behind a little longer to inform Mr. Zarr that the effect wears off after a few hours... usually.
In a TV special, Lou Zarr hosts Trigular Calcometry 101, Frankie Stein's very first class. It makes her worry she won't survive school. In fact, Zarr's lesson is so boring he makes himself fall asleep mid-calculation. When a little later the school bell rings, the students leave swiftly, except for Ghoulia Yelps. She stays to finish Mr. Zarr's calculations; Zarr only waking up in confusion after she has completed the task.
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FAQ
What is Lou Zarr's role at Monster High?
He is a teacher who mainly teaches Dragonometry and sometimes Trigular Calcometry.
What is Lou Zarr's monster type?
He is a human.
Who voices Lou Zarr?
Troy Baker in English.
How does Lou Zarr treat his students?
He expects uniformity and respect, and has called them 'little freaks'.
What classes does Lou Zarr teach?
Dragonometry and Trigular Calcometry.
What happens when Deuce Gorgon meets Lou Zarr?
Deuce Gorgon petrifies him after being asked to remove his sunglasses.
Does Lou Zarr appear in games?
Yes, in Creepateria Food Fright.
Is Lou Zarr liked by students?
No, his boring lessons and attitude lead to mockery.
References
About Lou Zarr
Lou Zarr is a Monster High character featured in Generation 1. This profile covers monster heritage, role in the story, and how they connect to other characters in the Monster High universe.
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